Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous and involuntary erections in holy men.

True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, you feed him for the rest of his life.

A part of you has grown in me. And so you see, it's you and me together forever and never apart, maybe in distance, but never in heart

Friends are always friends no matter how far you have to travel back in time. If you have memories together, there is always a piece of your friendship inside your heart.

A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back.