Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
I fully agree with General Washington, that we must protect this young nation from an insidious influence and impenetration. The menace, gentlemen, is the Jews.
Do not be like the cat who wanted a fish but was afraid to get his paws wet.
When Fascism comes to America, it will be called anti-Fascism!
Show me who your friends are, and I will tell you what you are.
Son, you outgrew my lap, but never my heart.