Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous and involuntary erections in holy men.

A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.

Beauty isn't about having a pretty face it's about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart, and a pretty soul.

I fully agree with General Washington, that we must protect this young nation from an insidious influence and impenetration. The menace, gentlemen, is the Jews.

We have not to fear anything, except fear itself.

Well, pull up an ice block and lend an ear. Now you know how Santa uses these flying reindeer to pull his sleigh.

I don't remember how we happened to meet each other. I don't remember who got along with whom first. All I can remember is all of us together.always.