True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.

Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.

I want war. To me all means will be right. My motto is not "Don't, whatever you do, annoy the enemy." My motto is "Destroy him by all and any means." I am the one who will wage the war!

Be careful who you share your weakness with. Some people can't wait for the opportunity to use them against you.

There is only one way to kill capitalism - by taxes, taxes, and more taxes.

The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree, those gifts are friends, family, children and the one you love.

Now remember, they say if two people go together to visit the Taj Mahal, that means they will always be together. Are you ready for that? Guess I'm stuck with you then.