I do not believe in people owning guns. Guns should be owned only by the police and military. I am going to do everything I can to disarm this state.

Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous and involuntary erections in holy men.

I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

Honor your father and mother (this is the first commandment with a promise),.4 Fathers, do not provoke your children to anger, but bring them up in the discipline and instruction of the Lord.

Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

I got your back You got mine, I'll help you out Anytime.