I do not believe in people owning guns. Guns should be owned only by the police and military. I am going to do everything I can to disarm this state.

A faithful friend is the medicine of life.

It is our very search for perfection outside of ourselves that causes suffering.

Friends are the angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

Through humility, soul-searching, and prayerful contemplation we have gained a new understanding of certain dogmas. The church no longer believes in a literal hell where people suffer. This doctrine is incompatible with the infinite love of God. God is not a judge but a friend and a lover of humanity. God seeks not to condemn but only to embrace. Like the fable of Adam and Eve, we see hell as a literary device. Hell is merely a metaphor for the isolated soul, which like all souls ultimately will be united in love with God.

A good friend is like a four-leaf clover; hard to find and lucky to have.

Man, I hate waking up with a dead hooker.