Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.

I want war. To me all means will be right. My motto is not "Don't, whatever you do, annoy the enemy." My motto is "Destroy him by all and any means." I am the one who will wage the war!

A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you'll never smile again.

The Christmas tree is a symbol of love, not money. There's a kind of glory to them when they're all lit up that exceeds anything all the money in the world could buy.

The only way to have a best friend is to be one.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.

Nearly half of the American population is eagerly anticipating the end of the world. This dewy-eyed nihilism provides absolutely no incentive to build a sustainable civilization. Many of these people are lunatics, but they are not the lunatic fringe.