The American Dream and the American Way are terms which refer to the dreams and ideals of generations of Americans. There is much debate over exactly which dreams and ideals these are, and the term is often used ironically.

Essential to the theory of evolution is the premise that everything has come into being by itself.

No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place.

Be careful who you share your weakness with. Some people can't wait for the opportunity to use them against you.

Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken?

Don't cross oceans for people who wouldn't cross a puddle for you.

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.