If you pay peanuts, you wind up hiring monkeys.
Life without friendship is like the sky without sun.
Global warming has taken the place of Communism as an absurdity that 'liberals' will defend to the death regardless of the evidence showing its folly.
No road is long with good company.
Modern houses are so small we've had to train our dog to wag its tail up and down and not sideways.
Shopping online is fantastic for comparison shopping, because never before have you had the ability to see all the prices offered from everybody at one time.