The standard chunk of Lorem Ipsum used since the 1500s is reproduced below for those interested. Sections 1.10.32 and 1.10.33 from "de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum" by Cicero are also reproduced in their exact original form, accompanied by English versions from the 1914 translation by H. Rackham.

Not every father gets a chance to start his son off in his own footsteps.

Better to have an enemy who slaps you in the face than a friend who stabs you in the back.

Without either the first or second amendment, we would have no liberty; the first allows us to find out what's happening, the second allows us to do something about it! The second will be taken away first, followed by the first and then the rest of our freedoms.

Someday, you will find the one who will watch every sunrise with you until the sunset of your life.

You don't have to be crazy to be my friend. I'll train you.

The Wheels of Justice turn slowly but exceedingly fine.