If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.
The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus and a chair that's not obtained from Craigslist that keeps poking into his back.
I bet dying vultures have lots of awkward moments with their friends. - Guy Endore
A father should be his son's first hero, and his daughters first love.
A good friend is like a wonderful book, the inside is even better than the cover!
The chances are you've never seen the other side of me. You've seen the event side of me when I'm on stage. But there is another side of me. If you evoke that side, you won't like it. It's a nasty side. You don't want to see that side. You're not missing anything by not seeing it.