Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken?

Behind every great leader, at the base of every great tale of success, you will find an indispensable circle of trusted advisors, mentors, and colleagues.

Aim for success, not perfection. Never give up because you will lose the ability to learn new things. Move forward with your life.

Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.

A girl without braids is like a mountain without waterfalls.

We were in Chagrin Falls, Ohio. It's a nice town, but it's aggressively quaint. They've got a popcorn shop above a waterfall and parades that come through town. It's all-American.

If I could lick the sunset, I'll bet it would taste like Neapolitan ice cream.