A good friend is like a wonderful book, the inside is even better than the cover!
Do not spit into the well, you'll get drunk
All religions are equally sublime to the ignorant, useful to the politician, and ridiculous to the philosopher.
Global warming has taken the place of Communism as an absurdity that 'liberals' will defend to the death regardless of the evidence showing its folly.
When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back.
'Tis sweet to kiss a girl on Spring's first day, but only half so sweet as 'tis to kiss a girl on her bootyhole.