Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed.

The act of focusing our mightiest intellectual resources on the elusive goal of goto-less programs has helped us get our minds off all those really tough and possibly unresolvable problems and issues with which today's professional programmer would otherwise have to grapple.

A real friend's got your back, while the fake ones are sticking knives in it.

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A dishonest man spreads strife, and a whisperer separates close friends.

A strong friendship doesn't need daily conversation or being together. As long as the relationship lives in the heart, true friends never part.

Every son quotes his father, in words and in deeds.