Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed.

Do not seek perfection in a changing world. Instead, perfect your love.

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate

If our government servants had to comply with the Sarbanes-Oxley Act as they have forced all of American business to do, they would be in jail.

I think that it would be more true to life, true to the Bible. I wouldn't have a problem with a black man playing Jesus. Being born in that part of the world, he would be more close to being black than white anyway. Although what he did transcended all races.

Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.

Best friends can turn a horrible day into one of the best days of your life.