Keep talking about me behind my back, and watch God keep blessing me in front of your face.

A strong friendship doesn't need daily conversation or being together. As long as the relationship lives in the heart, true friends never part.

A father should be his son's first hero, and his daughters first love.

If I can't understand something, then it's probably nonsense.

Why did the reindeer wear black boots? Because his brown ones were all muddy!

A friend should be one in whose understanding and virtue we can equally confide, and whose opinion we can value at once for its justness and its sincerity.

Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.