In times of crisis, it is of utmost importance to keep one's head.

Aim for success, not perfection. Never give up because you will lose the ability to learn new things. Move forward with your life.

Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise.

Do not compare yourself to others. If you do so, you are insulting yourself.

I fully agree with General Washington, that we must protect this young nation from an insidious influence and impenetration. The menace, gentlemen, is the Jews.

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

Friendship is like standing on wet cement. The longer you stay, the harder it's to leave, and you can never go without leaving your footprints behind.