The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!"

Best friends can turn a horrible day into one of the best days of your life.

A beautiful friendship can change people.

Never get into a wrestling match with a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

I have been looking on, this evening, at a merry company of children assembled round that pretty German toy, a Christmas Tree. The tree was planted in the middle of a great round table, and towered high above their heads. It was brilliantly lighted by a multitude of little tapers; and everywhere sparkled and glittered with bright objects.

Friendship is like standing on wet cement. The longer you stay, the harder it's to leave, and you can never go without leaving your footprints behind.