Fake friends are like shadows: always near you at your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour True friends are like stars, you don't always see them but they are always there.

All religions are equally sublime to the ignorant, useful to the politician, and ridiculous to the philosopher.

A girl without braids is like a mountain without waterfalls.

If you can't win your race, make sure the guy ahead of you breaks the record.

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer!

And the yellow sunflower by the brook, in autumn beauty stood.

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.