Fake friends are around when they think you're cool. True friends are around even when they think you're fool.

'Tis sweet to kiss a girl on Spring's first day, but only half so sweet as 'tis to kiss a girl on her bootyhole.

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The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies.

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, 'you owe me.' Look what happens with a love like that! It lights up the whole sky.

You cannot hear the waterfall if you stand next to it. I paint my jungles in the desert.

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.