Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.
The act of focusing our mightiest intellectual resources on the elusive goal of goto-less programs has helped us get our minds off all those really tough and possibly unresolvable problems and issues with which today's professional programmer would otherwise have to grapple.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
Every sunrise hold more promise, and every sunset hold more peace.
It is better to be alone than in bad company.
Tis the sunset of life gives me mystical lore, And coming events cast their shadows before.