Be proud of who you are, and not ashamed of how someone else sees you.

Two heads are better than one.

We didn't realize we were making memories we just knew we were having fun.

The act of focusing our mightiest intellectual resources on the elusive goal of goto-less programs has helped us get our minds off all those really tough and possibly unresolvable problems and issues with which today's professional programmer would otherwise have to grapple.

'Tis sweet to kiss a girl on Spring's first day, but only half so sweet as 'tis to kiss a girl on her bootyhole.

Every snowflake is unique, yet they are each perfect.

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him.