Your beliefs don't make you a better person. Your behavior does.
A best friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself
Smoking Cigars is like falling in love. First, you are attracted by its shape; you stay for its flavor, and you must always remember never, never to let the flame go out!
'Tis sweet to kiss a girl on Spring's first day, but only half so sweet as 'tis to kiss a girl on her bootyhole.
Brothers and sisters are as close as hands and feet.
A circle is round it has no end, that's how long I want to be your friend!