The act of focusing our mightiest intellectual resources on the elusive goal of goto-less programs has helped us get our minds off all those really tough and possibly unresolvable problems and issues with which today's professional programmer would otherwise have to grapple.
The Christmas spirit that goes out with the dried-up Christmas tree is just as worthless.
Brothers and sisters are as close as hands and feet.
No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.
Forgiveness is divine, but never pay pull price for late pizza.
Opportunity is sometimes hard to recognize if you're only looking for a lucky break.