We fear our enemy but the bigger and real fear is that of a fake friend who is sweetest to your face and most vile behind your back.

A boy is a magical creature - you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your heart.

Well, pull up an ice block and lend an ear. Now you know how Santa uses these flying reindeer to pull his sleigh.

The truth is the greatest enemy of the State.

If the numbers we see in domestic violence were applied to terrorism or gang violence, the entire country would be up in arms, and it would be the lead story on the news every night.

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate

Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.