A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow.
There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship.
Why are men reluctant to become fathers? They aren't through being children.
Without either the first or second amendment, we would have no liberty; the first allows us to find out what's happening, the second allows us to do something about it! The second will be taken away first, followed by the first and then the rest of our freedoms.
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him.
If you can't win your race, make sure the guy ahead of you breaks the record.