'Tis sweet to kiss a girl on Spring's first day, but only half so sweet as 'tis to kiss a girl on her bootyhole.

Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry.

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The price of freedom is eternal vigilance and a willingness to act in its defense.

No matter how old you become, I'll always hold your hand tenderly. just like how I held it on the day that you were born. I love you, son.

The love of my life is the love between friends.

The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus and a chair that's not obtained from Craigslist that keeps poking into his back.