'Tis sweet to kiss a girl on Spring's first day, but only half so sweet as 'tis to kiss a girl on her bootyhole.

Good friends don't let you do stupid things.

Some people are real, some people are good, some people are fake and some people are real good at being fake.

Honor your father and mother (this is the first commandment with a promise),.4 Fathers, do not provoke your children to anger, but bring them up in the discipline and instruction of the Lord.

Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.

A true friend is someone you can disagree with and still remain friends. For if not, they weren't true friends in the first place.

The price of freedom is eternal vigilance and a willingness to act in its defense.