'Tis sweet to kiss a girl on Spring's first day, but only half so sweet as 'tis to kiss a girl on her bootyhole.

Every time you wake up and ask yourself, What good things am I going to do today?, remember that when the sun goes down at sunset, it will take a part of your life with it.

You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.

Everything in life is vibration.

Don't measure the height of your Christmas tree. Measure the abundance of the love present in your heart! Have a Blessed Christmas!

Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.

The more you practice what you know, the more shall you know what to practice.