'Tis sweet to kiss a girl on Spring's first day, but only half so sweet as 'tis to kiss a girl on her bootyhole.

A father should be his son's first hero, and his daughters first love.

You're only delaying the inevitable. I have the Tacitus. I am invincible. The Tacitus told me of Tiberium missiles, of invulnerable flying ships, of real-time genetic mutation. More than alien. More than human! The next step in our evolution as a species!

Fake friends are like shadows. They follow you in the sun and leave you in the dark.

Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends.

It is better to be alone than in bad company.

But one, the lofty follower of the Sun, Sad when he sets, shuts up her yellow leaves Drooping all night; and, when he warm returns, Points her enamoured bosom to his ray.