'Tis sweet to kiss a girl on Spring's first day, but only half so sweet as 'tis to kiss a girl on her bootyhole.

Religion began when the first scoundrel met the first fool.

When it hurts to look back, and you're afraid to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.

Best friends can turn a horrible day into one of the best days of your life.

Until one feels the spirit of Christmas, there is no Christmas. All else is outward display so much tinsel and decorations. For it isn't the holly, it isn't the snow. It isn't the tree, nor the firelight's glow. It's the warmth that comes to the hearts of men when the Christmas spirit returns again.

Bring me then the plant that points to those bright Lucidites swirling up from the earth, and life itself exhaling that central breath! Bring me the sunflower crazed with the love of light.