I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels, and I call them my best friends

Yes, it's rather funny, really, that next to no-one realized the snake that Harry set free in Philosopher's Stone turned out to be Voldemort's final Horcrux, Nagini.

'Tis sweet to kiss a girl on Spring's first day, but only half so sweet as 'tis to kiss a girl on her bootyhole.

Domestic violence refers to acts of violence (physical, sexual, emotional and psychological) that occur between people who have, or have had, an intimate relationship. It tends to involve an ongoing pattern of behaviour aimed at controlling a partner through fear.

A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back.

When Fascism comes to America, it will be called anti-Fascism!