Democracy is a form of government that cannot long survive, for as soon as the people learn that they have a voice in the fiscal policies of the government, they will move to vote for themselves all the money in the treasury, and bankrupt the nation.

I'm lost. I'm going to find myself. If I return before I get back, please ask me to wait.

It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father.

Do not spit into the well, you'll get drunk

Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken?

There is magic in long-distance friendships. They let you relate to other human beings in a way that goes beyond being physically together and is often more profound.

The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree, those gifts are friends, family, children and the one you love.