Friendship is a mirror, so that nothing can be hidden.

If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.

Every snowflake is unique, yet they are each perfect.

A friend who understands your tears is much more valuable than a lot of friends who only know your smile.

Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous and involuntary erections in holy men.

Fathers, be good to your daughters. You are the god and the weight of her world.