Don't worry about those who talk behind your back, they're behind you for a reason.

Man, I hate waking up with a dead hooker.

New friends may be poems but old friends are alphabets. Don't forget the alphabets because you will need them to read the poems.

The Christmas spirit that goes out with the dried-up Christmas tree is just as worthless.

My favorite holiday memory was sitting at home all day in my pajamas during winter break for school watching a bunch of old Christmas movies like 'Jack Frost' and 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer' with my siblings and parents.

Every snowflake is unique, yet they are each perfect.

Snowflakes are one of nature's most fragile things, but just look what they can do when they stick together.