Man, I hate waking up with a dead hooker.

A strong man and a waterfall always channel their own path.

When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed.

Without either the first or second amendment, we would have no liberty; the first allows us to find out what's happening, the second allows us to do something about it! The second will be taken away first, followed by the first and then the rest of our freedoms.

A rose can never be a sunflower, and a sunflower can never be a rose. All flowers are beautiful in their own way, and that's like woman too.

Every person is a new door to a different world.