Don't date a woman who gives you a pager number instead of a home number (she's looking for control).

Don't get down on yourself when you get rejection letters.

I never stopped believing in my ability or what I was doing. I want to pass that sense of faith and perseverance on to others.

I am not a trained writer and I don't think anyone would accuse me of being a funny person. But I feel God has truly blessed me.

I didn't aspire to write and never considered it as a career option.

I'm open to anyone who can or has demonstrated that they can effectively market and distribute with the best. It wouldn't hurt if they could put up with my nonsense too.

Men aren't waiting to do anything besides finding a way to meet the right woman and making sure that bad dates are over in time to catch SportsCenter.