Don't date a woman who doesn't take care of her place (she won't take care of you).

I am not a trained writer and I don't think anyone would accuse me of being a funny person. But I feel God has truly blessed me.

Learn your audience and know how to reach them and don't sign anything without a good lawyer and a capable agent.

Women do date better than men. They'll get prepared. Men just kind of show-up.

Don't date a woman with satin sheets on her bed (she didn't put them there just for you).

I honestly believe that all of my work have the type of impact that will allow me to create some unique opportunities.

Men aren't waiting to do anything besides finding a way to meet the right woman and making sure that bad dates are over in time to catch SportsCenter.