I didn't know that idiocy caused people to just start spontaneously bleeding from the nose.
Politeness is deception in pretty packaging.
Don’t tell me you’re going to eat a mashed-potato sandwich
I pout my lower lip for a second, but then I grin as the pieces come together in my mind. "THAT'S why you like me!" I exclaim. "Because you're not very nice either! It makes so much more sense now.
And I provide much- needed eye candy.
Why do people want to pretend that death is sleep? It isn't. It isn't.