That's pretty much why I went into show business because I wanted to have a guitar and sing unaccompanied, that was like my fantasy of the perfect life.

Maybe if I could ever be a successful comedian then I could be an example that Christians can also have fun.

The Ten Commandments have been kicked out of schools. We're killing 37 hundred-something-thousand babies a day. . . . I don't know, 3,700 a day or something like that. A million a day, I don't know. I'm not good with numbers. We're killing lots of babies every day. It's infanticide. Its genocide. We are . . . How can God bless our country, seriously?

I cried when I heard Johnny Carson died.

It's in the Bible. God created it. He did not create gay marriage. He created man and woman marriage -- duh!

I've never been in the music industry, only acting.

I remember going to church about four times a week. I liked it a lot.