Maybe if I could ever be a successful comedian then I could be an example that Christians can also have fun.

I cried when I heard Johnny Carson died.

I watch Glenn Beck and he's taught me well. Progressive is the new word for Communist

It's in the Bible. God created it. He did not create gay marriage. He created man and woman marriage -- duh!

Because I hate fake people and I always think I'm never fake.

I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything.

I always dreamed of being Maria in The Sound of Music.