Maybe if I could ever be a successful comedian then I could be an example that Christians can also have fun.

I always dreamed of being Maria in The Sound of Music.

I cried when I heard Johnny Carson died.

The Ten Commandments have been kicked out of schools. We're killing 37 hundred-something-thousand babies a day. . . . I don't know, 3,700 a day or something like that. A million a day, I don't know. I'm not good with numbers. We're killing lots of babies every day. It's infanticide. Its genocide. We are . . . How can God bless our country, seriously?

But if you believe in Christ and that your main goal with your life is supposed to be to honor Him and do His will, then you don't have as much pressure as someone who bases all their happiness on whether they're a movie star.

Maybe I'll learn how, but the only thing I can do is turn down parts that would hurt my conscience.

I remember going to church about four times a week. I liked it a lot.