I always wanted to be on a sitcom.
Religion is man's attempt to bind himself back to a relationship with God.
There's a communist living in the White House!
I remember going to church about four times a week. I liked it a lot.
I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything.
Now, I don't mind making fun of those preachers who steal money from people, they kind of deserve it.