I cried when I heard Johnny Carson died.

Sometimes I like to vent.

I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything.

I remember going to church about four times a week. I liked it a lot.

The bottom line of Hollywood is money.

Now, I don't mind making fun of those preachers who steal money from people, they kind of deserve it.

I watch Glenn Beck and he's taught me well. Progressive is the new word for Communist