The Ten Commandments have been kicked out of schools. We're killing 37 hundred-something-thousand babies a day. . . . I don't know, 3,700 a day or something like that. A million a day, I don't know. I'm not good with numbers. We're killing lots of babies every day. It's infanticide. Its genocide. We are . . . How can God bless our country, seriously?

That's pretty much why I went into show business because I wanted to have a guitar and sing unaccompanied, that was like my fantasy of the perfect life.

I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything.

I watch Glenn Beck and he's taught me well. Progressive is the new word for Communist

Maybe I'll learn how, but the only thing I can do is turn down parts that would hurt my conscience.

The bottom line of Hollywood is money.

I stayed a virgin until I was 23. I didn't do drugs or drink or smoke.