If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time.

I'm a real common sense guy who caught a lot of good breaks and who has been very, very fortunate.

I don't mind paying people more for something if we're getting more. But just to change a deal because you're greedy and you want more? No. I'm not gonna go along with that.

I have balls the size of grapefruits and come this Sunday, you'll be spitting out the seeds.

It was me, Austin. It was me all along, Austin!

I do think the standards of the media have dropped to an all-time low in terms of credibility.

It's difficult to do that internally, because you're flying five, six hours.