Vince McMahon Quotes

I have to do something with my mind, or I'll get in trouble.

If I like you, I'm going to tell you. I'm a hugger, even with men: I'm just very deep.

Regardless of how well a studio is run, it's only as good as the product it produces.

If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time.

That crossover of whether it's entertainment or news is the biggest crock of b.s. in television today, because it's all entertainment.

I'm not too good at lying still in the sun.

I got balls the size of grapefruits!

I think my idea of retirement might be to one day work a 40-hour week.

But because our organization has grown so much and in so many different ways, the delegation process places responsibility and authority on the shoulders of people you can watch grow and watch the way they treat others.

That's right, you and God versus me, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, and the product of my semen, my son Shane!

It was me, Austin. It was me all along, Austin!

Giving it to the audience is probably the easiest thing. Finding out what they truly want is probably the most difficult.

The boyhood dream has come true for Shawn Michaels.

In Europe we could do it, if we fly as soon as the event is over.

The chances of you winning are the same as the chances of HELL freezing over.

I'm excited about it, thrilled with the success thus far.

The next thing you're going to tell me is Daniel Bryan is the United States Champion.

If Stone Cold was to become champion, as of now, that would be a public-relations corporate nightmare.

When I'm on vacation here in the States, I can do all kinds of stuff; I can train and keep busy.

I came, I saw, and I KICKED Stone Cold's ASS!

I do think the standards of the media have dropped to an all-time low in terms of credibility.

I guess maybe another gift I have is a great work ethic.

I don't mind paying people more for something if we're getting more. But just to change a deal because you're greedy and you want more? No. I'm not gonna go along with that.

I think that the Internet - and I do love the free flow of ideas on the 'Net - is like the wild west of the information world.

I don't like to sleep. I'm missing something when I'm sleeping.

I'm a guy who gets more out of life than some people - more out of one big breath of fresh air than most people get from breathing in and out for a lifetime.

I'm not afraid of failing. I don't like to fail. I hate to fail. But I'm not afraid of it.

I would dare say that most anyone in public life, if they stay in public long enough, is not treated fairly.

I'm a real common sense guy who caught a lot of good breaks and who has been very, very fortunate.

I'm missing something when I'm sleeping.

We are Hollywood. We're entertainment, and that's what the World Wrestling Federation is all about.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

We do have our finger on the pulse of the marketplace, if for no other reasons than having all these live events and listening to our audience all the time.

You can rise above it. This country gives you opportunity if you want to take it, so don't blame your environment. I look down on people who use their environment as a crutch.

The biggest thrill in the world is entertaining the public, there is no bigger thrill than that.

The Rock will always come back to us.

Better than that orange crap you wear!

It's difficult to do that internally, because you're flying five, six hours.

We love our fans, so there's nothing we wouldn't do for them, and we go directly to t hem.

I'm Vince McMahon, dammit, let's hear it!

I understand the common man because I understand me in that regard at least.

Be nice to me or you won't get a future XFL franchise.

I think there are certain business matters which we must now conduct differently than we used to.

Anything can happen in the WWF.

The standards are being lowered, not just on the Internet, but in all of news and media.

From a person standpoint, the old expression of what doesn't kill you makes you stronger is somewhat true.

The next time you drop my jacket, I'll drop you!

If anybody is gonna kill my creation, I'm gonna do it! ME... and the nWo.