I'm a real common sense guy who caught a lot of good breaks and who has been very, very fortunate.

I have balls the size of grapefruits and come this Sunday, you'll be spitting out the seeds.

Thou art relieved of thy duties!

I'm missing something when I'm sleeping.

That's right, you and God versus me, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, and the product of my semen, my son Shane!

I'm not too good at lying still in the sun.

We do have our finger on the pulse of the marketplace, if for no other reasons than having all these live events and listening to our audience all the time.