The chances of you winning are the same as the chances of HELL freezing over.
If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time.
I'm a real common sense guy who caught a lot of good breaks and who has been very, very fortunate.
One of the problems with the Internet is that a lot of times it is inaccurate.
The next time you drop my jacket, I'll drop you!
If Stone Cold was to become champion, as of now, that would be a public-relations corporate nightmare.