Thou art relieved of thy duties!
I think my idea of retirement might be to one day work a 40-hour week.
The next thing you're going to tell me is Daniel Bryan is the United States Champion.
One of the problems with the Internet is that a lot of times it is inaccurate.
I'm a guy who gets more out of life than some people - more out of one big breath of fresh air than most people get from breathing in and out for a lifetime.
If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time.