That's right, you and God versus me, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, and the product of my semen, my son Shane!

I'm missing something when I'm sleeping.

I think there are certain business matters which we must now conduct differently than we used to.

I think my idea of retirement might be to one day work a 40-hour week.

Giving it to the audience is probably the easiest thing. Finding out what they truly want is probably the most difficult.

The next thing you're going to tell me is Daniel Bryan is the United States Champion.

If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time.