I've been lucky to work with people that I like most of the time. If I don't like them, I'll play head games with them to get their minds spinning.

I'm a horrible golfer.

If I'm not interested in a woman, I'm straight-forward. Right after sex, I usually say, 'I can't do this anymore. Thanks for coming over!'

Please don't take a turn to negative town.

We don't have the right to bear arms because of burglars; we have the right to bear arms to resist the supreme power of a corrupt and abusive government.

You think the politicians that run my country and your country don't have guns in the schools their kids go to? They do. And we should be allowed the same rights. Banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat. Taking away guns, taking away drugs, the booze, it won't rid the world of criminality.

I've always been a fan of a Johnny Carson because he was so great with an audience and not afraid of self-deprecating humor.