You think the politicians that run my country and your country don't have guns in the schools their kids go to? They do. And we should be allowed the same rights. Banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat. Taking away guns, taking away drugs, the booze, it won't rid the world of criminality.

You don't feel honest on a date, I guess. You don't really get to learn about anyone. You're kind of being polite and you can ask the questions, it's just not a great time for me.

I've always been a fan of a Johnny Carson because he was so great with an audience and not afraid of self-deprecating humor.

I support people having a gun in public full stop, not just in your home. We don't have the right to bear arms because of burglars; we have the right to bear arms to resist the supreme power of a corrupt and abusive government. It's not about duck hunting; it's about the ability of the individual. It's the same reason we have freedom of speech.

There's nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you're money and that you want to party.

It's well known that the greatest defence against an intruder is the sound of a gun hammer being pulled back.

I'm not a big gadget guy. When I write, I'll do the whole thing by hand, and then I'll put it into the computer.