I'm not a big gadget guy. When I write, I'll do the whole thing by hand, and then I'll put it into the computer.

If I'm saying a universal truth, but maybe it's something that people don't feel comfortable saying It's a strange take, but at the same time, what you're hitting on is kind of right. You can relate. That's the heart of comedy. You have to have a point of view. You gotta commit. And the more you commit to it, sometimes the funnier it gets.

Banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat.

You don't worry about being liked. You have to be yourself.

For me, I love California. I feel like it's my second home in that I moved out by choice at eighteen. It gave me opportunities that I didn't have anywhere else.

If I'm not interested in a woman, I'm straight-forward. Right after sex, I usually say, 'I can't do this anymore. Thanks for coming over!'

I've been lucky to work with people that I like most of the time. If I don't like them, I'll play head games with them to get their minds spinning.