If you've been on the covers of some magazines and been in a few movies that have been seen by people, for some reason, women seem to be drawn to you.

Well, Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone.

Banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat.

I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya it feels phenomenal.

I'm a Cubs fan. As a kid, the Cubs were my team.

You don't worry about being liked. You have to be yourself.

I'm not a big gadget guy. When I write, I'll do the whole thing by hand, and then I'll put it into the computer.