Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!

I'm romantic to some degree, if I really like somebody. I'm more romantic if there's someone that I like than I am a romantic just for romantics sake.

It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying when they don't laugh.

I was lucky I always got along with girls. It was never like a big deal. I had a lot of girls that I was friends with that I wasn't sexual with. I think having two older sisters made me comfortable like that. I just like people, so I can just go up and say whatever.

I'm a horrible golfer.

I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya it feels phenomenal.

Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.