It's well known that the greatest defence against an intruder is the sound of a gun hammer being pulled back.

It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying when they don't laugh.

All of us have a lot of sides to ourselves, but the fun thing about being actor is you make one side predominant for the character you're playing.

I didn't own a cell phone for a long time. I was late in the game on that.

You'll never meet a nicer guy than Owen Wilson.

You think the politicians that run my country and your country don't have guns in the schools their kids go to? They do. And we should be allowed the same rights. Banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat. Taking away guns, taking away drugs, the booze, it won't rid the world of criminality.

I loved Old School. I thought Old School was very different than a lot of the comedies that had come out. And that character I liked. I tried to ground him very much in reality and play him very much [as] finding things important to him that are somewhat ridiculous.