My mum calls my temper 'Devilman.' They say you calm down with age, but I don't know. It never goes away.

Football became my life at five or six. The earliest memory I have is of playing in my first boots, a pair of black and white Alan Balls. It was 1970, four years after the World Cup, and I scored three goals at school.

Film is like football - you join a team, get close to one or two people, then never hear from them again. I don't get emotionally involved. Do one, move on.

My parents split when I was 13. For a youngster, it's quite devastating. One minute you're all happy families, then everything changes.

If all else fails, you could wait for the first corner and tie his dreadlocks to the goalpost.

I'm lucky in that I travel a lot for work. I also manage several holidays a year. I'm not someone who sits in the sun or goes sightseeing, though. If I go away, it will be for fishing or something like that.

There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am.