Egil Olsen should have gone six games ago. He was totally useless. I'd like to give him a right-hander!

I've always had my ear pierced with a diamond stud. I did it myself when I was 16.

I've plenty of bows to my string.

I'm always have been in my life a big protector of women. If I see a guy slap a girl I would rip their head off; I'm very like that.

If all else fails, you could wait for the first corner and tie his dreadlocks to the goalpost.

I always went to Ireland as a child. I remember trips to Dundalk, Wexford, Cork and Dublin. My gran was born in Dublin, and we had a lot of Irish friends, so we'd stay on their farms and go fishing. They were fantastic holidays - being outdoors all day and coming home to a really warm welcome in the evenings.

Look at me - I was the boo boy for years and years. Did I ever think I would end up in Hollywood or the FA Cup final? No, I didn't.